Apple sued to get iPhone justice

I’ll never forget that terrifying night. I was just sitting at home, minding my own business, when Steve Jobs and a platoon of AT&T thugs burst through my front door.

“YOU are getting an iPhone right now, on launch day, and you’re going to have to sign a contract indicating that you’ll use it for TWO YEARS! BWA HA HA HA HA,” said the Steve, wringing his hands in evil glee.

The AT&T thugs manhandled me into a waiting unmarked black van and took me down to the Apple Store at The Grove in West Hollywood. Hovering helicopters and troops with vicious, snarling dogs kept the damned in line as we waited, huddled in fear, knowing our only choices were to sign the two year contract or be put up against the back wall of the Apple Store and shot. [READ THE WHOLE THING]

The plaintiff is also suing over the price drop.

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